missmartian23:

Omg

Minion shopping for his first wig. 

And Megamind is just standing there bored out of his big blue mind holding piles of shopping bags. “Min-ion, just pick one.”

Frantically, the fish turned this way and that in his tank.

"But I can’t just pick one! it has to be the right one!”

Groaning, the genius lifted his hand wrist, shopping bags and all, to read his watch, “You have five Ear-th minutes.”

Squealing, Minion picked up a curly black wig. 

"Sir, does this one make my face look big?"

Rolling his green eyes, Megamind groaned, “It looks fine!”

"Hmph!" his henchman pouted with a fold of mechanical gorilla arms. A loud sniff could be heard. "You know what? Just go wait in the invisible car! I’ll be f-fine…"

The villain instantly dropped his attitude as well as the bags of stolen goods. “Hey, hey, hey, come on, Min-ion, I’m just kidding around.” turning to face the shop owner who stared at the two in terror he growled, “I’m just kidding, right?”

Instantly, the woman let out a very forced hollow laugh, “HA HA HA HA Y-YES HE’S JUST KIDDING OOOOHHHH WHAT A KIDDER!”

Chuckling, the alien turned back with a thumb jerked in her direction, “There, you see? All for a laugh.”

The little fish turned in his globe and looked down at the other, a bti sheepishly. “You don’t mean that.” 

"Yes I do!" The villain looked up earnestly, "You’re my best friend, Min-ion. And I’m going to help you through this trying time in your life!"

Tawny eyes fluttered a little with another sniff. “I just want to be myself…”

"Minion." His skinny friend placed his blue hands on each side of his tank. "You’re the best fish in the whole entire universe and I couldn’t be more prouder of you than finally coming to terms with yourself. I care about you and I want you to be happy, ok?"

A the corner of the Piranha’s mouth pulled up a fraction of a bit. “Even if I’m wearing a dress?”

The genius nodded firmly, “Especially when you are wearing a dress.”

"And those red Italian pumps?" the fish squealed.

"The sparkly ones? Oh yeah, totally."

"You make me feel so safe, Sir." Minion pulled the other into a tight hug where Megamind chuckled, patting him on the radio transmitter "Thinga-ma-bob" on his back. 

"Yeah, well, we got each other’s back in a fight, right?"

Another deep sniff followed by a wobbly, “R-right.”

Smiling, Megamind opened his eyes and blinked at the sight behind him. “Oh!” 

Pushing away from his best buddy, the genius hurried around the bulky body suit to a stand behind him. “Oh, Min-ion, look! Try this one on!”

Minion turned and cocked his head at the sight, “Curly blond? Really? I Miss Ritchi suggested a wavy brunette…”

Megamind pulled it off and helped it on his best friend. “Yes and Metro Mahn that garish red one, ugh.”

"He has a point sir."

"Oh what would Mister Perfect Hair Forever know about wig styles?! Wow…" Standing back he admired his best friend in the curly bob.

"What?" Minion asked curiously.

"You look fantastic!" Pointed at a little room of mirrors behind them, the genius shoved him forward. "Go on, look! Look!"

Chuckling at his friends’ excitement, the fish relented and found his three sided reflection. He gasped at the sight and raised his hands to primp and fluff the sides. 

"Sir, it’s… it’s…"

His friend nodded behind him vigorously, “Eh, eh? Not bad eh?”

"Oh sir! It’s perfect!" Minion smiled happily. "I can’t wait to show Miss Ritchi!"

"Uh-um, are-are you gah-gonna b-buy that?" The nervous keeper asked timidly from behind the counter.

The two looked at one another before bursting into laughter. 

"Ohhhh that’s rich! She’s thinks we’re normal law abiding citizens! How cute!"

"Haha!" then whipping out his DE-Gun, (which was currently on the DE-eep Freeze setting) the genius sneered at the lady. "Just think of us like the cops, Mrs. Ma’am, and FREEZE!”

In a riot of laughter, the two charged out of the frost bitten shop carrying bags of stolen goods on their way back to where the Invisible Car sat parked half on top of a fallen statue of Metro Man. 

And that’s the story of Minion’s Space Step Mom wig.

(Source: the-bananastand, via dani-kin)




Morning With Minion

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[He thinks it over, nodding in thought.] I doubt a real sunken ship would be much good for that, what with the salt water of the ocean and all. Then again, we could always steal a boat and well… [he grins.] …sink it.

"Oh that sounds lovely - I mean positively evil!" Minion replied excitedly.  "Maybe I can wear an eye patch…."

[He laughs, adding to the notes “Steal ship” “fish, shrimp, snails” and “evil eye patches”, then chews on the pen a bit.] Ooh, and sunken treasure. Jewels, coins, the whole she-bang!

"We could hold up a jewelry store.  And oooh maybe a place that sells rare coins?" Minion suggested, leaning over Megamind’s shoulder to see the list.

Perfect~! [He adds that as well, then taps the pen against his lips a few times.] Hmm… anything else?

"We should get some filters and pumps.  It will be important to keep it clean," Minion replied seriously.  

I knew that…! [He frowns, writing that down as well.] People who don’t clean their pools regularly really need to question their priorities in life. It’s disgusting! [He shudders, for effect.]

"Some people’s children," Minion tuts.  His Sir may be evil but at least he has his priorities in the right places!




Morning With Minion

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[He thinks it over, nodding in thought.] I doubt a real sunken ship would be much good for that, what with the salt water of the ocean and all. Then again, we could always steal a boat and well… [he grins.] …sink it.

"Oh that sounds lovely - I mean positively evil!" Minion replied excitedly.  "Maybe I can wear an eye patch…."

[He laughs, adding to the notes “Steal ship” “fish, shrimp, snails” and “evil eye patches”, then chews on the pen a bit.] Ooh, and sunken treasure. Jewels, coins, the whole she-bang!

"We could hold up a jewelry store.  And oooh maybe a place that sells rare coins?" Minion suggested, leaning over Megamind’s shoulder to see the list.

Perfect~! [He adds that as well, then taps the pen against his lips a few times.] Hmm… anything else?

"We should get some filters and pumps.  It will be important to keep it clean," Minion replied seriously.  




your-evil-overlord:

#look at minions face omg #and why does he need all those monitors??? #old ones btw #he needs flatscreens

I don’t come into YOUR house and judge YOUR dee-cor! But if that’s what we’re doing— MAKE YOUR BED, YEESH.

(Source: just-more-megamind)




Morning With Minion

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"Oooh how about a sunken pirate ship?" Minion added excitedly.  "Sunken ships provide an excellent environment for coral and fish.  Non-sentient fish would be excellent for hunting.  Ooh and we could get some shrimp and snails to eat the algee and help keep it clean!"

[He thinks it over, nodding in thought.] I doubt a real sunken ship would be much good for that, what with the salt water of the ocean and all. Then again, we could always steal a boat and well… [he grins.] …sink it.

"Oh that sounds lovely - I mean positively evil!" Minion replied excitedly.  "Maybe I can wear an eye patch…."

[He laughs, adding to the notes “Steal ship” “fish, shrimp, snails” and “evil eye patches”, then chews on the pen a bit.] Ooh, and sunken treasure. Jewels, coins, the whole she-bang!

"We could hold up a jewelry store.  And oooh maybe a place that sells rare coins?" Minion suggested, leaning over Megamind’s shoulder to see the list.




Morning With Minion

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MInion instantly claps his robotic hands over his mouth, so not to let the secret out.   But considering that his voice comes from the box on his chest and not his actual mouth, Megamind can still hear him saying “I won’t say a word Sir” loud and clear.   

Excellent~! [He turns in his chair, hopping off of it as he grabs a pencil and sketchpad from the nearby table, bringing it towards Minion and slapping it onto the counter near him.] So, lets make notes! [He writes in little bullet points, “Freshwater (no chlorine!!)” “Corals and plants” “UNDERGROUND!!”] Hm… How big do you think we should go? I’m thinking REALLY big! So big Mykaal will wonder how the heck this place doesn’t collapse! [He pauses.] Just uh, lets make sure it doesn’t actually collapse. We could do decorative support beams throughout it, I suppose…

"Oooh how about a sunken pirate ship?" Minion added excitedly.  "Sunken ships provide an excellent environment for coral and fish.  Non-sentient fish would be excellent for hunting.  Ooh and we could get some shrimp and snails to eat the algee and help keep it clean!"

[He thinks it over, nodding in thought.] I doubt a real sunken ship would be much good for that, what with the salt water of the ocean and all. Then again, we could always steal a boat and well… [he grins.] …sink it.

"Oh that sounds lovely - I mean positively evil!" Minion replied excitedly.  "Maybe I can wear an eye patch…."




Morning With Minion

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"Oooh that sounds lovely!" Minion squealed, then coughed.  "Ahem, I mean, very evil Sir.  Maybe we can even get it finished in time for Mykaal Sir to see when he comes back."

That’s the plan! [He wiggles excitedly.] Don’t tell him, it’s a secret, shhh! [He puts his finger in front of his lips with the shush.]

MInion instantly claps his robotic hands over his mouth, so not to let the secret out.   But considering that his voice comes from the box on his chest and not his actual mouth, Megamind can still hear him saying “I won’t say a word Sir” loud and clear.   

Excellent~! [He turns in his chair, hopping off of it as he grabs a pencil and sketchpad from the nearby table, bringing it towards Minion and slapping it onto the counter near him.] So, lets make notes! [He writes in little bullet points, “Freshwater (no chlorine!!)” “Corals and plants” “UNDERGROUND!!”] Hm… How big do you think we should go? I’m thinking REALLY big! So big Mykaal will wonder how the heck this place doesn’t collapse! [He pauses.] Just uh, lets make sure it doesn’t actually collapse. We could do decorative support beams throughout it, I suppose…

"Oooh how about a sunken pirate ship?" Minion added excitedly.  "Sunken ships provide an excellent environment for coral and fish.  Non-sentient fish would be excellent for hunting.  Ooh and we could get some shrimp and snails to eat the algee and help keep it clean!"




Morning With Minion

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"Ooookay," Minion replies slowly.   "Can I swim in this pool?  Maybe we could do some swimming together."  That makes the little fish grin.

Yes, yes! Freshwater, no chlorine, maybe some corals and plant life on the bottom… the works! How it should be! [He nods, agreeing with his own statement.]

"Oooh that sounds lovely!" Minion squealed, then coughed.  "Ahem, I mean, very evil Sir.  Maybe we can even get it finished in time for Mykaal Sir to see when he comes back."

That’s the plan! [He wiggles excitedly.] Don’t tell him, it’s a secret, shhh! [He puts his finger in front of his lips with the shush.]

MInion instantly claps his robotic hands over his mouth, so not to let the secret out.   But considering that his voice comes from the box on his chest and not his actual mouth, Megamind can still hear him saying “I won’t say a word Sir” loud and clear.   




Morning With Minion

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Because we can. [He smirks, taking another bite and talking a with his mouth a bit full.] Beshides, my speeshiesh ish shomewhat aquatic. [He swallows, continuing.] What with our planet being covered in so much water, and all that.

Minion agrees but is still confused.  ”So we’re just going to build a pool for no reason?  Hmmm, where do you think it should go Sir?”

We don’t need a reason! We’re evil~! [He grins, flashing teeth.] And I was thinking underground. Basement-level, like our bedrooms. We could just extend that space and make something much larger than both those rooms combined! [Megamind wiggles a little in his seat as he finishes off his donut.]

"Ooookay," Minion replies slowly.   "Can I swim in this pool?  Maybe we could do some swimming together."  That makes the little fish grin.

Yes, yes! Freshwater, no chlorine, maybe some corals and plant life on the bottom… the works! How it should be! [He nods, agreeing with his own statement.]

"Oooh that sounds lovely!" Minion squealed, then coughed.  "Ahem, I mean, very evil Sir.  Maybe we can even get it finished in time for Mykaal Sir to see when he comes back."




Morning With Minion

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"Huh?" Minion looked up from where he was organizing nuts and bolts on a tray.  "Why?"

Because we can. [He smirks, taking another bite and talking a with his mouth a bit full.] Beshides, my speeshiesh ish shomewhat aquatic. [He swallows, continuing.] What with our planet being covered in so much water, and all that.

Minion agrees but is still confused.  ”So we’re just going to build a pool for no reason?  Hmmm, where do you think it should go Sir?”

We don’t need a reason! We’re evil~! [He grins, flashing teeth.] And I was thinking underground. Basement-level, like our bedrooms. We could just extend that space and make something much larger than both those rooms combined! [Megamind wiggles a little in his seat as he finishes off his donut.]

"Ooookay," Minion replies slowly.   "Can I swim in this pool?  Maybe we could do some swimming together."  That makes the little fish grin.




Morning With Minion

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[Megamind stopped eating his donut for the moment and waved it in the air lazily, looking up at his fishy friend.] So, Minion. We need a pool.

[Okay, it was blunt, but he needed to gauge Minion’s reaction before going on about his (somewhat vague) plans.] 

"Huh?" Minion looked up from where he was organizing nuts and bolts on a tray.  "Why?"

Because we can. [He smirks, taking another bite and talking a with his mouth a bit full.] Beshides, my speeshiesh ish shomewhat aquatic. [He swallows, continuing.] What with our planet being covered in so much water, and all that.

Minion agrees but is still confused.  ”So we’re just going to build a pool for no reason?  Hmmm, where do you think it should go Sir?”




Morning With Minion

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[Megamind stopped eating his donut for the moment and waved it in the air lazily, looking up at his fishy friend.] So, Minion. We need a pool.

[Okay, it was blunt, but he needed to gauge Minion’s reaction before going on about his (somewhat vague) plans.] 

"Huh?" Minion looked up from where he was organizing nuts and bolts on a tray.  "Why?"




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I can’t stop imagining Minion setting out a bowl of fruit in the Lair’s kitchen to make it “homey”. And then Megamind gets all flustered because “homey” isn’t evil, and covers them all with spikes one night.

pffffff headcanon accepted

(Source: moarrrmagazine)




Always Like This

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[He smiles weakly.] Heh, shame it’s so cold— I’d say the lake is out for now. That’s the main thing holding me back from one of my upcoming plans. The canyon, however… Hmm…

"We could shoot boulders.  Or trees.  Or small rocks!" Minion said excitedly.  Perhaps a bit too excitedly.   The fish is trying - perhaps a bit too hard - but he means well. 

[He rubs his eyes once more, wiping away any lingering tears as he forces himself to laugh. Yes, this would work nicely.] And I highly doubt anybody would be out there to try and stop us~!

"Exactly!"  Minion gives his boss one more rub on his giant blue head, though this one is more of excitement than comfort.  "I’ll prep the car if you make sure the gun is ready to go!"

Excellent! [He beams, pushing himself up to stand again, looking over at the damage to the pipe he’d struck.] I’ll let the brainbots know to fix that, first. You take care of the details, Minion!

"Always, Sir," Minion says with a flash of teeth in his fishy grin.   "Always."




Always Like This

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Minion might not understand mammalian relationships, but he knows how terrible it is to be abandoned.   It had been him and Sir for so long but it was nice to add Mykaal-Sir to their little home.   He gives Megamind a tight squeeze.  He doesn’t need to understand the details.  What he does understand is that Megamind is upset and it’s his job as a good minionfish to fix it.

"A distraction, yes!" Minion agrees.   "We could drive out to Radon Canyon and test the new Destructo Ray?   Or take the Mega Sub for a deep dive in the lake?   Or we could just fire up the old Equestriantor!"   He looks at his boss with enthusiasm.  If Megamind wants distraction and destruction than Minion wants to ensure that is exactly what he gets.   

[He smiles weakly.] Heh, shame it’s so cold— I’d say the lake is out for now. That’s the main thing holding me back from one of my upcoming plans. The canyon, however… Hmm…

"We could shoot boulders.  Or trees.  Or small rocks!" Minion said excitedly.  Perhaps a bit too excitedly.   The fish is trying - perhaps a bit too hard - but he means well. 

[He rubs his eyes once more, wiping away any lingering tears as he forces himself to laugh. Yes, this would work nicely.] And I highly doubt anybody would be out there to try and stop us~!

"Exactly!"  Minion gives his boss one more rub on his giant blue head, though this one is more of excitement than comfort.  "I’ll prep the car if you make sure the gun is ready to go!"




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