Minion shopping for his first wig.
And Megamind is just standing there bored out of his big blue mind holding piles of shopping bags. “Min-ion, just pick one.”
Frantically, the fish turned this way and that in his tank.
"But I can’t just pick one! it has to be the right one!”
Groaning, the genius lifted his hand wrist, shopping bags and all, to read his watch, “You have five Ear-th minutes.”
Squealing, Minion picked up a curly black wig.
"Sir, does this one make my face look big?"
Rolling his green eyes, Megamind groaned, “It looks fine!”
"Hmph!" his henchman pouted with a fold of mechanical gorilla arms. A loud sniff could be heard. "You know what? Just go wait in the invisible car! I’ll be f-fine…"
The villain instantly dropped his attitude as well as the bags of stolen goods. “Hey, hey, hey, come on, Min-ion, I’m just kidding around.” turning to face the shop owner who stared at the two in terror he growled, “I’m just kidding, right?”
Instantly, the woman let out a very forced hollow laugh, “HA HA HA HA Y-YES HE’S JUST KIDDING OOOOHHHH WHAT A KIDDER!”
Chuckling, the alien turned back with a thumb jerked in her direction, “There, you see? All for a laugh.”
The little fish turned in his globe and looked down at the other, a bti sheepishly. “You don’t mean that.”
"Yes I do!" The villain looked up earnestly, "You’re my best friend, Min-ion. And I’m going to help you through this trying time in your life!"
Tawny eyes fluttered a little with another sniff. “I just want to be myself…”
"Minion." His skinny friend placed his blue hands on each side of his tank. "You’re the best fish in the whole entire universe and I couldn’t be more prouder of you than finally coming to terms with yourself. I care about you and I want you to be happy, ok?"
A the corner of the Piranha’s mouth pulled up a fraction of a bit. “Even if I’m wearing a dress?”
The genius nodded firmly, “Especially when you are wearing a dress.”
"And those red Italian pumps?" the fish squealed.
"The sparkly ones? Oh yeah, totally."
"You make me feel so safe, Sir." Minion pulled the other into a tight hug where Megamind chuckled, patting him on the radio transmitter "Thinga-ma-bob" on his back.
"Yeah, well, we got each other’s back in a fight, right?"
Another deep sniff followed by a wobbly, “R-right.”
Smiling, Megamind opened his eyes and blinked at the sight behind him. “Oh!”
Pushing away from his best buddy, the genius hurried around the bulky body suit to a stand behind him. “Oh, Min-ion, look! Try this one on!”
Minion turned and cocked his head at the sight, “Curly blond? Really? I Miss Ritchi suggested a wavy brunette…”
Megamind pulled it off and helped it on his best friend. “Yes and Metro Mahn that garish red one, ugh.”
"He has a point sir."
"Oh what would Mister Perfect Hair Forever know about wig styles?! Wow…" Standing back he admired his best friend in the curly bob.
"What?" Minion asked curiously.
"You look fantastic!" Pointed at a little room of mirrors behind them, the genius shoved him forward. "Go on, look! Look!"
Chuckling at his friends’ excitement, the fish relented and found his three sided reflection. He gasped at the sight and raised his hands to primp and fluff the sides.
"Sir, it’s… it’s…"
His friend nodded behind him vigorously, “Eh, eh? Not bad eh?”
"Oh sir! It’s perfect!" Minion smiled happily. "I can’t wait to show Miss Ritchi!"
"Uh-um, are-are you gah-gonna b-buy that?" The nervous keeper asked timidly from behind the counter.
The two looked at one another before bursting into laughter.
"Ohhhh that’s rich! She’s thinks we’re normal law abiding citizens! How cute!"
"Haha!" then whipping out his DE-Gun, (which was currently on the DE-eep Freeze setting) the genius sneered at the lady. "Just think of us like the cops, Mrs. Ma’am, and FREEZE!”
In a riot of laughter, the two charged out of the frost bitten shop carrying bags of stolen goods on their way back to where the Invisible Car sat parked half on top of a fallen statue of Metro Man.
And that’s the story of Minion’s Space Step Mom wig.
Morning With Minion
[He thinks it over, nodding in thought.] I doubt a real sunken ship would be much good for that, what with the salt water of the ocean and all. Then again, we could always steal a boat and well… [he grins.] …sink it.
"Oh that sounds lovely - I mean positively evil!" Minion replied excitedly. "Maybe I can wear an eye patch…."
[He laughs, adding to the notes “Steal ship” “fish, shrimp, snails” and “evil eye patches”, then chews on the pen a bit.] Ooh, and sunken treasure. Jewels, coins, the whole she-bang!
"We could hold up a jewelry store. And oooh maybe a place that sells rare coins?" Minion suggested, leaning over Megamind’s shoulder to see the list.
Perfect~! [He adds that as well, then taps the pen against his lips a few times.] Hmm… anything else?
"We should get some filters and pumps. It will be important to keep it clean," Minion replied seriously.
I knew that…! [He frowns, writing that down as well.] People who don’t clean their pools regularly really need to question their priorities in life. It’s disgusting! [He shudders, for effect.]
"Some people’s children," Minion tuts. His Sir may be evil but at least he has his priorities in the right places!